Penelope Pricklepants Plays at the Park


On Sunday one of our readers, Megan, called to see if we wanted to meet at Zilker Park to visit Barton Creek Trail.  Well, when half your readers want to meet up, it’s hard to say no.  As it turns out, the other half of our readership was also able to join us too, more about that later!  So we took Princess for an outing to the park to see a really nice trail.

Once we arrived, we let Princess take a walk in the park.  She loved it.  This is what her loving taking a walk in the park looks like head on.

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And this is what her loving taking a walk in the park looks like from above.

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Since we were playing with a hedgehog in a busy park, people noticed.  Mostly little people.  We introduced Princess Pricklepants to potential readers.  She was pleased to meet them.

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“That’s princesspricklepants.com, yes, um, we registered a domain for our pet… No, I mean, no it’s, it’s normal…  Really, people do this all the time…  No, I’m not from a different country…  Well, no, but I just think it’s normal for me.”

Here is Megan’s little one Bridget, also known as BB, but who we will call Fred, saying hi to Princess.  Hi Fred!

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Here’s Ron below, Megan’s very precocious progeny with Princess Pricklepants.  He explained to me that he is a mercenary who would work for good food.  We talked about owls a lot.

Also, if you look carefully at the photo below, you’ll see that there are actually two people in the photo.  The person in the back is the kind and gentle Swarley, another reader who came along.  Swarley is Princess Sophie’s pal and the other half of our readership.  She is also awesome. Hi Swarley!  Hi Ron!

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We packed Princess in a personal Princess pack, and proceeded to port her on our peregrination on the path in the park.

Editor’s note: Actually we put Princess in a ‘baby sling’ fashioned from a long scarf. Perhaps we should purchase a purse in Purple Punch from Vera Bradley, for the potential purpose of private princess portage in a personal pack.

It was very lovely.

Editor again: What was lovely? The purse, the path, the park?

It was all very lovely.

There were coots and gadwalls in the creek.  I explained to someone that coots were not ducks, but a kind of rail, with a very interesting foot adaption that I couldn’t go into much detail about since they walked away.  And the gadwalls, well those are one of my favorite ducks.  From a distance they look rather plain, but up close their plumage is fantastic.  Here’s a gadwall dabbling.

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I took a lot of pictures of coots and gadwalls, also some cormorants, and a few other birds.  But this isn’t a bird watching blog, it’s a hedgehog blog.  So we’ll leave it at that.

We wandered and talked about things, and looked at lovely things, and went over a precarious bridge, and sat on a bench and took photos that didn’t come out.  We also saw fish and turtles, and I never said I wouldn’t post more pictures of those, so look, isn’t this painted turtle lovely?

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That’s really what it looks like – no Photoshopping.  The water in the creek has a really lovely hue due to the lighting, the light limestone creek bed, and probably some algae too.  We eventually finished our walk, and hung out in the park.

We took out Princess P. P., who had been really patient, and let Fred and everyone visit with Princess.  Fred was pleased to pet Princess Pricklepants.

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So pleased that she pet Princess repeatedly.

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We set up a small circle to let Princess play in the park.  She tubed.  It’s what a hedgehog does.

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We set up a picnic for her.

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She preferred tubing.

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Princess played with Megan and was pleased to play with one of her fans.

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Megan and Fred both seemed to have a warm spot in their hearts for the pygmy hedgehog.

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And there was much holding.

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Then something really exiting happened that forces me to briefly return to the topic of birds, because it was so cool!  We (Editor’s note: he) spotted Monk Parakeets flying in nearby.  Monk Parakeets are a species of parrot that can live in much colder climates than most, so there’s a breeding population in Austin.  We (Editor’s note: he) could easily spill a few hundred words about may things related to Monk Parakeets, but will spare you.

Here’s one in a tree eating seeds:

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Here are a pair grazing.  Who knew parrots ate grass?

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And here is one doing a precarious looking flyover.  Fear not, there was no parrot poop pelting photographers.

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After that we got dinner, which was very good.  Thanks to Megan and Swarley, it was pure pleasure to have plentiful Princess pals present in one place.

Homeward Bound: The Incredibly Long Journey With a Hedgehog, a Puppet Giraffe, and a Famous Frog – Part III – Texas Touring Turns to a Tiresome Trip


Previously: Part II – The Long Louisiana Slog

Texas Touring Turns to a Troubling and Tiresome Travail

We left the behind the sad disappointment of the Louisiana Visitor’s Center and decided to try something we’d never done before – to visit the Texas Visitor’s Center.  So we did.

On arriving they had this helpful warning:

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In case you are wondering, that is Kermit in a “holding arm up to shade eyes while scanning for snakes” pose, rather than Kermit in a “holding arm up in alarm upon learning that the Visitor’s Center actually just prominently warned us about snake risk” pose, though if you’d like to imaging it’s the latter, then feel free.  We try to be accomodating.

On arriving we also found the (now expected) disappointment of institutionalized pet prejudice.  Sorrow welled up in the hearts of us all, but Princess Sophie borrowed a page from the book of Fancy.

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Disclaimer: Please note that Princess Sophie did not smoke.  Please also not that Princess Pricklepants didn’t smoke, nor did Fancy or anyone else in our entourage.

While we don’t have photographic evidence to prove it, this Visitor’s Center was also closed, so we weren’t able to learn about Texas and the interesting and varied things within its gigantic borders.  There was a really neat looking boardwalk over a swampy area that we (for limited versions of “we” that do not include Ryan) were interested in checking out.  I think maybe it was only a couple people who were interested in the swamp.  Perhaps just me.  Still, it looked like a great learning opportunity for the hedgehog.  Yet it was not to be.

Suffering that bitter disappointment, I looked around hopefully for snakes.  None were found.  But there was a separate pet rest area.

Separate but equal being unequal, Fancy staged a sit-in as a protest, but wasn’t able to sit.

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Princess joined in.

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Kermit joined as well.

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They got tired and decided to have a rest on the sign along with a small rock.

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Fancy joined in.

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The center also had a very large star that everyone stood near.  The hugeness reflecting that the state is remarkably large.  Here is the star from afar.

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Here is the star quite near with Max expressing fear.

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There also was a Texas shape cut out, in case your location was in doubt.

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Disclaimer: Kermit was not in any way attempting to infringe on the intellectual property of the “Hang In There” kitten poster.

With some free time, Fancy spent more time in rehearsal for Annoying Private Ryan:

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This was a really good rehearsal.

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We arrived at the Visitor’s Center around 3:00 and left about fifteen minutes later.

Then we drove, and drove, and drove.

Reaching the border of Texas can give you a brief illusory sense of being close to being home.  This sense of hope will gently fade over the many, many hours of driving from the border to Austin.

Around 7 we went for dinner at Chuy’s.  Kermit and the Art Models were excited to find the Elvis shrine.

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The Art Models were happy to finally get a photo in.  They felt neglected this trip.

On the other hand, the kids were a little tired of the camera.

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Th Annoying Private Ryan rehearsal went over poorly, even with the amazing setting.

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Sadly Private Ryan was very tired of helping in rehearsing, and confiscated the camera.  This was the final image captured.

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Fancy was still pleased.  Around 9:30 we finally made it to the outskirts of Austin a bit annoyed at how big Texas is.  And so our incredibly long journey with a hedgehog, a puppet giraffe, and a famous frog drew to a close.

Homeward Bound: The Incredibly Long Journey With a Hedgehog, a Puppet Giraffe, and a Famous Frog – Part II – The Long Louisiana Slog


Part II – The Long Louisiana Slog, and Even Longer Post

(See Part I here.)

Since the last post used a lot of words and not as many photos we’ll overcorrect here with lots of pictures and fewer words.

On New Years Day we got up, ate, and then began the really, really long day of driving to get back to Austin.  We loaded Princess’s home and all our baggage into the car and headed out into the rain.  Within minutes of being on the road we reached the Louisiana Visitor’s Center.

It looked cold and not exactly inviting.

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Fancy wasn’t thrilled.

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Once he found a sign telling him not to do something he perked up a bit.

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MUST BREAK RULES!  WHOO!

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As quickly as we arrived, we left, but Ryan was still annoyed.

We drove many more hours.

Kermit got a little stir crazy.

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He began investigating potential risks.

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Hours passed. Fancy also grew stir crazy as we crossed through the Atchafalaya.

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Princess slept and we left her alone.

Then we reached the Atchafalaya Visitors Center.  Yay.  It’s on the west end, so we actually passed through the gigantic swamp before reaching to place where we could learn to appreciate it.  We were fully prepared and rather excited since it’s a really interesting place.

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Dang.

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We took Princess out so she could experience the place anyway.

Many things were closed.

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And our old enemy returned.

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Happily, there was a comment box.  We quickly formed a brilliant plan.

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Princess and Fancy helped to deliver the note.

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Fancy was impressed at the brilliance of it all.

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Then Fancy found his favorite thing.  A sign telling him not to do something.

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Kermit joined in.

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A turtle tried to eat Kermit, while Princess watched in mild confusion.

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Fancy tried to eat Princess to help her better understand why this was happening.

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Kermit got a first-hand lesson in what it was like to be shrimp bait in a shrimp cage.

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And learned how shrimp traps worked.

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For a surprisingly long time.  Prickly-bear learned too.

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Princess visited the famous Louisiana Pelican.  “Why are these famous?” She wondered.

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Princess was attacked by an alligator, while Kermit hopped in to help.

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Kermit was of limited help.

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Princess rode a huge tortoise.  I guess there are huge tortoises in Louisiana somewhere?Image

The Alligator attacks continued.  Princess Sophie was a victim.Image

Princess P.P. visited with what we believed might be a Sandhill Crane.

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She posed attractively on a nice piece of wood.

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We took kind of a lot of photos, including one of Kermit in a swamp.

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Princess fought the power!

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Then we left, but took no pictures of us leaving, allowing the reader to build a dramatic scene in their imagination.

Next: Part III – Texas Touring Turns Troubling

The Perils of Pet Prejudice Part 1


On the day after Christmas we packed up a minivan and headed out on the road for a trip to go visit family in Alabama.  This was the first time we’ve traveled with Princess Pricklepants, so this was a learning opportunity for us.  So far we’ve learned that traveling with hedgehogs isn’t as bad as it might sound.  The kids have also learned that traveling with their parents is as bad as it sounds.

For this trip we took along another traveling companion, Fancy, who you probably remember from a previous post.  Fancy is our giraffe friend who was a costar in the theatrical release of the drama, “The Princess, the Dragon, and the Giraffe.”  Fancy has starred in many long car drive based dramas, including the early hit, “Ow!” as well as many other serial dramas like “Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over,” “Does Anybody Need To Go To The Bathroom,” and the incredibly long running “No, We Just Got Food.”

After a long day’s drive, we pulled in for dinner at Cracker Barrel in Beaumont, Texas.  Fancy generously covered our dinner at Cracker Barrel.

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The Cracker Barrel cashier was quite surprised to be able to meet Fancy, we guessed that he had never met a giraffe actor of Fancy’s fame before.

Once we got checked in at the hotel Fancy called his agent.

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No new jobs, but a he did send over a script to look at called, “Annoying Private Ryan.”  Here’s a shot from one of the many, many rehearsals:

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The next day we made it to Louisiana.  The visitor’s center had a lot of construction work happening which created some tension between Princess and Fancy in the parking lot.

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Then we made a startling discovery.  The Louisiana Visitor’s Center was prejudiced against pets!

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Facing grave injustice, Princess and Fancy made up and joined together in solidarity.

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Together they laughed at danger:

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Unfortunately, Fancy had broken the law.  Princess was a strong law and order hedgehog, who felt she had no choice but to arrest him.

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Princess had stark plans for the scofflaw Fancy.

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Fortunately a very friendly and cooperative local construction worker stepped in and began the long needed process of bringing peace and healing between hedgehog and giraffe.

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(Side note, has anyone noticed that Christmas keeps coming earlier and earlier each year?  It’s not even January, and they already have these things up.)

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Coming after this, The Perils of Pet Prejudice Part 2.