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Her Highness – Oct. 20 2015 7:00 AM
Senior Member She of the tea	I know it’s impolite, but the Hand Servants are really not… serving. Mr. Hand Servant was saying he’d be updating my blog weeks ago, but I’ve been waiting. Then both of them went off to Costa Rica for vacation, leaving me to dwell in the Huffledome with only the young Hand Servants to tend to my needs. Why can’t they treat me with the full attention that a hedgehog of my bearing deserves.
Boris – Oct. 20 2015 7:01 AM
Senior Member “literary critic of life”	Your bearing?
Franklin – Oct. 20 2015 7:09 AM
Junior Member stenchbeast	Maybe you should pee on their carpet?
Jane – Oct. 20 2015 7:13 AM
Admin the accountant	No! Don’t pee on their carpet. Save it for the shirts and pants.
Her Highness – Oct. 20 2015 7:30 AM
Senior Member She of the tea	I don’t see what peeing is going to solve here…
Franklin – Oct. 20 2015 7:31 AM
Junior Member stenchbeast	Peeing helps many things.
Boris – Oct. 20 2015 7:35 AM
Senior Member “literary critic of life”	You live alone in a forest… Also, you always suggest peeing as a solution for every problem. Why is that?
Her Highness – Oct. 20 2015 7:40 AM
Senior Member She of the tea	Peeing on the carpet is distinctly impolite, as is peeing on hands. While peeing on shirts and pants can be proper hedgehog ettiquette (provided one does so discreetly), I don’t see what that would help with. Plus, I already pee on my owners when its appropriate, I’m pretty sure they appreciate it since it gives them a chance to wear multiple outfits through the day.
Her Highness – Oct. 20 2015 8:40 AM
Senior Member She of the tea	I avhe ann iddae,
Her Highness – Oct. 20 2015 8:41 AM
Senior Member She of the tea	(This forum needs an ‘edit’ button. Bessie is great at programming robots, but her web app development skills are very 90s.) I have an idea, I will hide in the dome and when they come to admire, adore, and dote on me, I’ll ignore them… Then they will know how it feels.
Jane – Oct. 20 2015 8:48 AM
Admin the accountant	Wait, you don’t do that already?
Her Highness – Oct. 20 2015 8:41 AM
Senior Member She of the tea	LOL
Boris – Oct. 20 2015 9:01 AM
Senior Member “literary critic of life”	Humans aren’t as self-aware and intellectually refined as we are – you should try to communicate with them using small words. You’ve heard their high-pitched baby-talk babbling. You know.
Her Highness – Oct. 20 2015 1:41 PM
Senior Member She of the tea	Happy news, I’ve had a word with the servants. The Hand Servant claims he’s working on it and just needs to get the sets going for the photos and a few things. Then he went off to edit vacation pictures, so we’ll see… Anyway, anyone want to have some tea and chat in the living room? I have some nice pumpkin spice meal worms to go with tea. 🙂
Jane – Oct. 20 2015 1:43 AM
the accountant	I’m in for tea, getting Christine and the girls. The crogocators are off at their swimming lessons, though they never post here anyway.
Boris – Oct. 20 2015 4:11 AM
Senior Member “literary critic of life”	I didn’t check the forums for a couple hours and you all went and had a tea party without me and didn’t text? What is the world coming to?
Jane – Oct. 20 2015 4:15 AM
Admin the accountant	Someone might be more likely to be invited if they didn’t eat every single tea cookie and smackerel of food on the table before anyone can even get a bite.