Part I – New Years IHOP
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So anyway, we drove back. It was rainy. We past the Mississippi visitor center but it really seemed very cold, unwelcoming, and a generally bad scene for a hedgehog, a giraffe puppet, a stuffed frog, or humans. We didn’t take a picture to allow the active imaginations of our readers the opportunity of building a more dramatic scene in the imagination.
So we drove non-stop to Pearl City Louisiana, which interestingly was before the Louisiana Visitor’s Center, as if the Visitor Center was trying to tell you something about just how interesting that place was.
Disclaimer: The Louisiana Visitor Center isn’t very honest, it’s actually a lovely gem of a town.
We pulled in, set up Princess’s home in our motel and then realized that it was New Years Eve and we needed to eat. We went to find a place to eat working around the picky Princess Sophie’s demands we eventually went to IHOP. We could not bring Princess P. P. due to the institutional pet prejudice that prevent pets participation in potlucks, restaurants, and most eating establishments.
Man, that’s a lot of words before a single photo. We are violating a basic rule of our blog – “show, don’t tell.”
We have an IHOP tradition, started by the current author of this piece, that when we get to the table, we take spoons and pour spoons full of syrup as a kind of IHOP aperitif.
Disclaimer: We’d seen Saving Mr. Banks recently and since then I’ve constantly had Mary Poppins songs lilting through my head, so please mentally accompany the following images with “a spoon full of syrup” to get a full sense of the experience.
Mmmm, Fancy likes syrup.
Not to be outdone, Kermit showed that he loved syrup.
Really loved it.
Delicious, delicious syrup.
After getting all hopped up on syrup, Fancy rehearsed for Annoying Private Ryan, while Kermit hopped in to help.
Kermit kept hopping into action.
Food came, and mortified children were briefly relieved until Fancy got hungry.
Princess Sophie kindly shared.
Ryan rudely interfered with Annoying Private Ryan rehearsals.
As we left, Fancy wished the poor staff a happy new year.
And with that, we were ready to go to bed for a very long drive, preparing for more blog posts that involved more hedgehogs and fewer disclaimers.