Our sweet slightly grumpy squishy prickle beast.
Sorry we’re not posting so much. New job, busy life. Things should settle before too long.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Villagers: No, no, it floats!… It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Villager 1: Bread.
Villager 2: Apples.
Villager 3: Very small rocks.
Villager 1: Cider.
Villager 2: Gravy.
Villager 1: Cherries.
Villager 2: Mud.
Villager 3: Churches.
Villager 1: Lead! Lead!
Arthur: A Duck.
Villagers: Ooooh!
Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
Villager 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
Villager 1: A witch!
Villagers: A witch! A witch!
Duck: Quack
Post photoshoot blooper – the sky is falling!
Pirate Princess Penelope Pricklepants’ prison peril was secretly all a plot to get to the treasure map.
Taking the path to the precious piles of pirate booty, she peeks at the piles of plunder.
And prepares for passage!
Oh no! Sharks! And Crocodiles!
And old Sea Dogs!
Will she ply her way across the seven seas to her pirate palace?
Find out in the next publication of Penelope Pricklepants, Pirate Princess…
One Upon a Time there was a very prickly princess. Who was attacked by a dragon. There was a giraffe. With a wand.
For reasons involving the plot, she clobbered the giraffe.
Then she clobbered the dragon.
Which the giraffe approved of.
She then climbed the giraffe.
And she lived happily ever after. Sadly, the Dragon and Giraffe did not.
Ta da!