Princess Pricklepants and the Holy Grail


Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Villagers: No, no, it floats!… It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Villager 1: Bread.
Villager 2: Apples.
Villager 3: Very small rocks.
Villager 1: Cider.
Villager 2: Gravy.
Villager 1: Cherries.
Villager 2: Mud.
Villager 3: Churches.
Villager 1: Lead! Lead!
Arthur: A Duck.
Villagers: Ooooh!
Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
Villager 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
Villager 1: A witch!
Villagers: A witch! A witch!
Duck: Quack

Post photoshoot blooper – the sky is falling!


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