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Princess P. does Not Make a Great Model For Christmas Photos
“Please sit still, please, please. Come on.”
Pay no attention to the hand behind the chair…
Carolina Storm Hedgehogs has a Christmas photo contest, so we’ve been trying to get something going. She has not been cooperating.
Princess Playtime
Darcy, Feeling Rather Mellow Today
Flashback Friday
Here she’s holding a historical hedgehog.
The Christmas Sweater
A Handful of Hedgehog
When Hedgehogs Attack!
Hedgehog Fist Pump
Falling asleep in the Pringles tube
Princess Pricklepants and the Holy Grail
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Villagers: No, no, it floats!… It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Villager 1: Bread.
Villager 2: Apples.
Villager 3: Very small rocks.
Villager 1: Cider.
Villager 2: Gravy.
Villager 1: Cherries.
Villager 2: Mud.
Villager 3: Churches.
Villager 1: Lead! Lead!
Arthur: A Duck.
Villagers: Ooooh!
Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…
Villager 1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore…
Villager 1: A witch!
Villagers: A witch! A witch!
Duck: Quack
Post photoshoot blooper – the sky is falling!
Cruising
Penelope Pricklepants, Pirate Princess Part II – Plunder
Pirate Princess Penelope Pricklepants’ prison peril was secretly all a plot to get to the treasure map.
Taking the path to the precious piles of pirate booty, she peeks at the piles of plunder.
And prepares for passage!
Oh no! Sharks! And Crocodiles!
And old Sea Dogs!
Will she ply her way across the seven seas to her pirate palace?
Find out in the next publication of Penelope Pricklepants, Pirate Princess…
Pricklepants, Fashionista
Penelope Pricklepants, Pirate Princess Prisoner
Weighing in
Prickle Hat
The Princess, the Dragon, and the Giraffe – A Drama in Several Parts
One Upon a Time there was a very prickly princess. Who was attacked by a dragon. There was a giraffe. With a wand.
For reasons involving the plot, she clobbered the giraffe.
Then she clobbered the dragon.
Which the giraffe approved of.
She then climbed the giraffe.
And she lived happily ever after. Sadly, the Dragon and Giraffe did not.
Ta da!

















































